MAN CHOPS OFF MANHOOD AS WIFE LEAVES HIM!

A 73 year oold pensioner chops off his manhood and threw it in the River after 70year old wife leaves him for a younger man. She left after 50years of marriage. Turgut Oymen has been preparing to celebrate his golden wedding anniversary  wit life-long sweat heart, Nese.

While she was on a trip in Istanbul, the OAP called her husband to say she had fallen in love with a 55year old doctor and had decided to stay in the city.

In despair, Mr Oymen went down to a local river in Turkey, cut his manhood off and threw it into thee water before calling for an ambulance. A search of the river bank failed to find the missing organ.

He told medics that he decided to cut it because he felt it was useless and that he was no longer a man.

I guess the fishes in the river have shared the manhood. LMAO!