BOY SMASHED LAPTOP BECAUSE HE DID'T WANT HIS MOM TO SEE HIM WATCHING PORN, PORN SITE SENDS HIM NEW LAPTOP!

Michael was busy enjoying porn when he heard his mum walking up the stairs to his room. Unfortunately, the porn site, pornhub, froze his system and it wouldn’t shutdown. He was left with no other choice than to smash its screen and share his experience on Twitter. Pornhub Vice President, Corey Price, weighed in and said: “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.

We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgement in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”